Happy as a Clam Crewnecks

Why are clams happy??

This is one of life's more profound mysteries. (And, one of our trickier interview questions!)

There are many theories: maybe it's because they're mobile. Maybe because they're social. Maybe, just maybe, because they're so very very sweet.

Embrace and share the happy vibes with these lightweight crewneck sweatshirts. 

Handdrawn lettering by Tiny Whale Creative. Choice of nantucket red and navy. 80/20 US grown cotton/polyester. Not available in xsm.

Also: Folks who know their shellfish trivia will note that the expression actually is "happy as a clam at high tide." We just prefer to keep it open ended.